I am asking the Lord for a Pox on Harold Camping.

My Predictions (based on Bible study, research, historical documents, quality time spent with my drums, and the input of our beagle):
1.Harold Camping and The Rapture Crew will be singing "I'm Still Standing" by Elton John at this time tomorrow.
2. His actions will have succeeded in turning more people away from the notion of God and the beliefs of Christianity than any atheist to date; up to and including removing prayer from school, Bill Maher's movie and the efforts of South Park et al.
3. Harold will release an explanation and give us a new date to be afraid of, e.g. a button was stuck on his calculator, the dawg ate his homework, etc.

My Hopes (based on little, except a wish for Cosmic Justice with or without the help of comic book sooperheroes):
1. A Biblical plague will visit Harold Camping (I am thinking sore boils or diaper rash) for the fear and division he has sown.
2. That there may be a similar, but friendlier, pox on all the publications and billboard companies who took his money to spread his message. The love of money is the root of all evil.
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