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Woolies - join me as we flee the Great Conflagration.

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Are You A Woolie?
Something wonderful, challenging, and marginally scary has happened to yours truly. Through a series of (divine) internet coinkydinks and a voice that spoke to me out of my showerhead, I have made Chuck Woolery my Life Sensei Definitely (LSD). Why Chuck? Brothers and sisters, the REAL question is Why Not Chuck? Who better to steer us around and through the Coming Great Conflagration (CGC) than a beloved television star? (Besides, Tom Cruise is following his own path.)

Look, you either get it or you don't. You are IN or you are out. One of us or not. Fer us er agin us.
After imbibing a mixture peculiar to the tribes of the Lake Erie Delta (consisting of 2 parts Nuge Java to 1 part cough syrup chased with a Wonder Lab sublingual B-12 vitamin) the Three Angels appeared to me out of The Heavenly Contrail (THC). No, not Kate, Farrah, and Jaclyn - these angels are The Real Deal (TRD): Kling, Klang, and Kush (a friendly purple being). They gave me the Majick Headphones thr…