Think yer RSS feed is fast. Ha! Mines better.

I have a beta version of a feed that gives me information as people think of it - before they type it. It feeds the words onto the screen on the upper right hand of my monitor. If I give the "read" command, then the whole business scrolls across the bottom of the monitor. Unless I am sleeping in which case I have a wire connected to my superior vena cava which runs the feed directly to my sub-concious.
I can hack into the major news sources for important stuff - you know - E! and National Enquirer and all those snipey blog folks or I can switch to MSNBC to learn what FOX said about what MSNBC is saying about FOX's response their their editorial on gay marriage abortions.
It allows me to know what you are thinking -
I know if you are sleeping,
I know if you're awake,
I know if you have been good or bad,
so be good for goodness sake.
Go to Google and type Santa Ap.

Comments

Rob said…
I have been assimilated. Just took a look through you blog and enjoyed reading your post. Look forward to reading more.
August 15, 2009 at 4:51 AM
Big Red Dawg said…
I was assimilated once and the memory still haunts me. Welcome fellow rider type!
August 15, 2009 at 6:33 AM
Unknown said…
it would be a lot faster if you hooked it into your nervous system instead of your circulatory system. i know you have at least two people in your family who could help you with the biological speed upgrade.
November 3, 2010 at 4:17 PM
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