You want chicks? Get a Chickenator II hairnet.
This picture was taken just TWO MINUTES later!!! I kid you not - the Chickenator II attracted a total of four hot babes (one of them volunteered to take the picture!!!) to this remote location in less than five minutes.
My mind is boggled. Can you imagine what might have happened if I had used the Chickenator II in a more public place? Say at a BBQ contest or in a beer tent or ........ alongside the Grand River waiting for a Duck Race? Good Lord, what would have happened if I had installed the Chickenator II at a public beach or on the pier in Grand Haven.
Guys, the Chickenator II really, really works. Use it, but use it carefully.